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- The main difference between government bailouts and smoking is that in some rare cases the statement “This is my last cigarette “holds true
- The difference between banks and Mafia: banks have better legal regulatory expertise, but Mafia understands the public opinion. Or you can say”Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world”
- When a woman says about a man that he is intelligent, she often means handsome; when a man says about a woman that she is dumb, he always means attractive.
- When some one starts a sentence with “SIMPLY” you should expect to hear something is very complicated.
- Half the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears.
- Technology is at its best when it is invisible
- Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed
- It’s a good practice to always apologize, except when you have done something wrong
- To be completely cured of newspaper, spend a year reading the previous week’s newspaper
- The most painful moment are not those we spend with uninteresting people, rather they are those spent with uninteresting people trying hard to be interesting.
Hilarious and yet sometimes true
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